Oksana, whose name means one who laughs like blaating sheep, loves show tunes, big hats, feather boas, "Sweating to the Oldies" videos, collecting Precious Memories figurines, and 18 other practices deemed unacceptable by her government. Their loss (and willingness to pay all transportation costs and deportation-related expenses) can be your gain... especially if you've suffered hearing loss or are mildly delusional! Oksana is just the one to perk up your quiet, boring household with the sound of music, dance, and indescribable but endearing shrieklike sounds of her own creation. You'll get more for your money, because Oksana never sleeps!
Sunday, September 24, 2006
A Jezebel with Decibels: Oksana is ready - and priced - to move!
Oksana, whose name means one who laughs like blaating sheep, loves show tunes, big hats, feather boas, "Sweating to the Oldies" videos, collecting Precious Memories figurines, and 18 other practices deemed unacceptable by her government. Their loss (and willingness to pay all transportation costs and deportation-related expenses) can be your gain... especially if you've suffered hearing loss or are mildly delusional! Oksana is just the one to perk up your quiet, boring household with the sound of music, dance, and indescribable but endearing shrieklike sounds of her own creation. You'll get more for your money, because Oksana never sleeps!
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