Sunday, September 24, 2006

Harmless when medicated

Meet lovely Lily. She's young. Beautiful. Spirited. And completely harmless when properly medicated. You won't need an alarm or attack dog with this lovely vixen in the house, as she is trained in three forms of martial arts and even served in her regime's Secret Police! Despite a slight history of explosive and violent outbursts, Miss Lily is gentle as a purring tiger when she's taken her meds. She loves children, is a skilled interrogater and extraordinary rendition specialist... handy talents when those teenage years roll around!

1 comment:

YMIalone said...

Ok how do I get my hands on this honey ? How do I get her home to Wyoming ?