Saturday, March 03, 2007

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Sunday, September 24, 2006

A Jezebel with Decibels: Oksana is ready - and priced - to move!

Oksana, whose name means one who laughs like blaating sheep, loves show tunes, big hats, feather boas, "Sweating to the Oldies" videos, collecting Precious Memories figurines, and 18 other practices deemed unacceptable by her government. Their loss (and willingness to pay all transportation costs and deportation-related expenses) can be your gain... especially if you've suffered hearing loss or are mildly delusional! Oksana is just the one to perk up your quiet, boring household with the sound of music, dance, and indescribable but endearing shrieklike sounds of her own creation. You'll get more for your money, because Oksana never sleeps!

Harmless when medicated

Meet lovely Lily. She's young. Beautiful. Spirited. And completely harmless when properly medicated. You won't need an alarm or attack dog with this lovely vixen in the house, as she is trained in three forms of martial arts and even served in her regime's Secret Police! Despite a slight history of explosive and violent outbursts, Miss Lily is gentle as a purring tiger when she's taken her meds. She loves children, is a skilled interrogater and extraordinary rendition specialist... handy talents when those teenage years roll around!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Could you put a smile on this face?

Meet Tatyana, an excellent ukrainian cook with low self esteem and bad skin. Her agoraphobia and limited English make her a perfect companion for the stay-at-home bachelor or the bedridden. Says Tatyana about the prospect of finding her soulmate in America: "OK." She's not that into men, and not that into the idea of marriage, but let's face it: you're in no position to be choosy. If she was hot with even a mildly pleasant demeanor, you'd never even have a shot at her, would you? Would you?

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Friday, September 22, 2006

Dating, Matchmaking, Singles, Foreign Brides. Wives.

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